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How I was on the wrong side of the bosses ?

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29.               How I was on the wrong side of the bosses ?
I was born under a blighted star . Students of English Literature come across this term in one of Shakespeare’s dramas . perhaps ‘King Lear’ . I bade  good bye to my text books the moment the  CSS results came . However , I continued reading so much so that when the Cabinet Secretary gave me two books  on ‘Honours and Awards ‘to read and to prepare myself  for discussions with him on a date yet to be announced , I amused myself reading the 117 species of dogs  from one  of the books. However , I was well prepared for the discussions .
In the 18th century or the early part of 19th , there was a saying ‘ Children should be seen not heard ‘. I turned the saying into a parody ‘Bosses should never be seen nor heard ‘. Naturally my bosses were not amused . The nearest I came to becoming a ‘ blue eyed boy ‘ was  in the Cabinet Division  when Mr . Zahur Azar was the Secretary.
However , unknown to me , things were sour between him  and the Minister for Education , an educationist: perhaps after the country’s independence , the first educationist who became the Education Minister . I gave them a chance to have it out through my over confidence that I knew the subject in and out   . In   one of the meetings , I named a particularly gentleman and said that  the recommendation for him had come from the Ministry for Education.   
However , later it turned out that the Quaid e Azam University had recommended him . My explain was called . I wrote a single sentence that the error is profoundly regretted   . When the file reached the Additional Secretary , he hit the roof . I was called in. He  used to sit in the adjoining room . I shared the bathroom with him .  The previous officer had the same grouse .  To his query as to the brevity of my reply , I answered that I accepted my omission . What more was expected from me . The Additional Secretary wrote a half page . The result was nil .
Once my boss called me and showed me his tax returns . Since he was enjoying car pool provided by the office , I mentioned that he had made an omission . The result was almost the same as above. He began to foam at the mouth and told me to leave the room.

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One of my bosses towards the end of my official career was quite chummy with the Minister . The latter used the former to do what he could not manage with secretary . The Minister instructed my boss to write to a particularly ambassador in the Middle East . Unfortunately for the  latter , the ambassador was a pal of the former President . My boss apologized to the Secretary for ignoring him .
Many years ago , when I had just returned from my first overseas trip and seen democracy at work , I attended a meeting chaired by the then Minister of Commerce . He started playing to the gallery . I interrupted him and told that he was talking garbage  . I never got a chance to serve overseas as  a Commercial Attache .
You may draw your conclusions and moral from the above . However , my conscience was and now satisfied that I did the right thing .
Mahfooz ur Rahman
Islamabad
September 01 , 2012


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